Name Change.. Haha

A man goes to the lawyer and says - " I need to change my name legally". The lawyer starts shouting at him - " No, no, its very difficult, i have to before the court and the formalities are too big and the court wont allow you.. blah blah blah, by the way whats your name". The man replies - " John dick". The lawyer starts off - " Ok, no way, lets go to the court. We need to change your name."

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The lawyer submits all the required documents before the court and tells the judge: - "We have a name change request." The judge starts off : - " No, no, its very difficult, it takes too much formalities and it will never finish... blah blah blah, by the way whats your client's name?". The lawyer replies - " John dick". The judge starts off - " Ok, no way, lets start the process. We need to change his name."

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The lawyer asks the man: "What would you like to change your name to?"
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The man replies : - " Brown Dick".